I’m going to debut a new feature on TechyDad: Things You Never Thought You’d Say Before You Were A Parent.
For the inaugeral session, I have two sayings. The first one came a couple of days ago. B was in bed with JSL, trying to get him to sleep. I neard JSL laughing in the other room as B checked his diaper. I found myself saying:
"Are you tickling his crotch again?"
The second just came a couple of minutes ago. JSL was playing with a small polar bear figure and apparently decided that it needed a cave. He figured that daddy’s shirt would do nicely, pulled my shirt open, and dropped the polar bear in. I told him:
"Don’t stuff that polar bear down my shirt!"
Feel free to leave your own Things You Never Thought You’d Say Before You Were A Parent in the comments below.