Aloha Friday: Wardrobe Malfunction

zipperA couple of days ago, I had a very embarrassing moment.  One of those moments where you begin to panic that, if people find out what happened, they’ll give you grief about it for years to come.  So, of course, I’m blogging about it!

I was at work and had just finished with an important meeting.  It had run a bit long and I had drunk a bit too much water to drink so off to the restroom I went.  I locked the door behind me and tried to unzip my pants.  That’s when my zipper came off.  I don’t mean just the "pull tab" portion of the zipper, but the whole zipper "mechanism."

I tried to get it back on my pants, but could only get one side of it back on.  In a panic, I texted B from the bathroom to inform her of my plight.  Apparently, it gave her and her mother quite the good laugh.  (Even in my panicked state, I didn’t take offense to this.  They were dealing with JSL puking up medicine while running a 102 fever after a DTAP vaccine.  They needed a laugh.)  Since B couldn’t help me and since the zipper obviously wasn’t going to get fixed then and there, I weighed my options.

I could walk out with my dress shirt untucked from my pants.  This would cover any embarrassing open zipper moments, but it would draw more attention since I never wear my shirt like that.  I could walk out with my zipper open, hope that nobody noticed, and keep on working, but I was sure it would pop open at the most embarrassing moment possible.  (Lady Luck didn’t seem to be on my side at the moment as much as playing practical jokes on me.)

Finally, I tucked my shirt in my pants (so if I did have more of a "wardrobe malfunction", people would only see my tucked in shirt), tightened my belt as much as possible (to keep my pants in place), steeled my nerve, and exited the bathroom.  Then, I walked to my boss’ office and let him know I needed to head home early lest I flash the office.  (Just to add insult to injury, I had to walk to my car in a downpour hoping that the work bag I held in front of me would shield my broken zipper from the world.)

My Aloha Friday question for today is: Have you ever had an embarrassing wardrobe malfunction?  If so, how did you handle it?

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Aloha Friday by Kailani at An Island Life

Aloha #141

3 comments

  • Well the only one I can remember is when hubby and I were on vacation and he made me laugh to hard and well… I think we all know what happened. Oh I might add at the time we were just dating, and I had to tell him I needed to go back to the hotel to change and I was almost in tears for embarrassment and he consoled me that it wasn’t a problem & he’s glad I told him instead of trying to hide it in the restaurant. ewwwwwwww Like I would do that? lol
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  • I have had wardrobe misfuctions when the kids accidently rip my tank top blouse or while breastfeeding . I just brush it off and use whatever I have- breastfeeding shield, jacket or carrying the baby closer till I get to change out of the clothes.
    Dominique@Dominique’s Desk recently posted..Insane Goals for June – May ReviewMy Profile

  • Was coming up a flight of stairs from the subway (downtown Brooklyn stop) when a felt a pop and looked down… the elastic waistband of my underwear had snapped and they were making their way down my legs (I only wear skirts or dresses).

    I looked behind me and saw no one, glanced up and saw no one, so I stepped out of the underwear, left them where they were and then proceeded to MACY’S to buy new underwear.
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