An Unexpected Requested Head Fart
There are moments during parenting when you stop and think “Nothing anyone ever told me could prepare me for this moment.” We had one of those moments tonight. After NHL’s 7th birthday party (more on that in another post), NHL was laying on the floor watching TV. JSL decided to lay on top of his brother to give him a hug. Then, he moved so he was using his brother as a bench. Finally, he decided to change his seat… right to NHL’s face! Yes, JSL was trying to sit his rear end on his brother’s face.
I told JSL not to sit on there as B, looking up as the sight, asked “Did he fart on his brother’s face?”
Apparently, NHL took this question as a suggestion because he said, “JSL, fart on my face!”
B and I couldn’t stop laughing. I ask you, how could you possibly be prepared for an unexpected requested head fart?